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If you're gonna get on stage and rip up the place.. at least tell a few guitar jokes on stage. People love artists that joke with the audience.. so here are some guitar jokes to tell them. You can also make up funny stories of stuff that happened to you on stage and off. Good luck and enjoy these guitar jokes.

Here's a handy list of guitar brands to browse.. Ihope the makers of these brands have a sense of humor... I do not mean to put down any guitar maker's lline of gujitar, just to entertain people that love guitars .. Good luck and funky blues! Johnny Mayer

Alvarez Guitar - their guitars soften your hands.

Aria Guitars - sing opera during breaks

B.C. Rich Guitars - play like whipped cream

Carvin Guitars - name mispelled sb "Cravin' Guitars"

 ESP Guitars - know what your play before you do!

Epiphone Guitars - hate when you play out of tune.

Fernandes Guitars - take summers to play ball

G&L Guitars - shy, prefer to be in their case

Gibson Guitars - bad boys, used to kicking ass

Godin Guitars - placebo for expensive women

Gretsch Guitars - don't lend them --- trust me.

Guild Guitars - strip em' naked them play em'

Hamer Guitars - mispelled sb "Hammer"

Heritage Guitars - like guitar swaps.

Hohner Guitars - a Hohner is a Hohner man.

Ibanez Guitars - go your own way

Jackson Guitars - choice of monsters

Musicman Guitars  - rock on down the road.

Martin Guitars - more than a guitar to me.

Ovation Guitars - plug and play concerts

Parker Guitars - tune up, blast off.

Peavey - my mom warned me about them.

PRS Guitars - make that PRS not IRS

Rickenbacker - rock never felt so good

Takamine - make mine a Mai Tai

Taylor one size - fits all songs

Washburn Guitars - ok, what the song?

Yamaha Guitars - hold speed under 150 mph.

Buy Guitars - Strategy

We recommend the Fender Stratocaster guitar and Gibson Les Paul guitar for today's up and coming blues guitar players. Why??? First of all, think of all the hit songs recorded on those guitars.. also they these classic guitars are an excellent investment in your future. Instead of buying 3, 4 guitars on your way to a profesional guitar, you're better off just saving up your money to buy what you want. Just practice on a cheap guitar and amp for starters Time flies and soon you'll have your dream guitar!

Just like when you buy guitars.. we recommend Fender amps for the same reason. Sooner or later every guitar player is going to own a Fender amplifier.. The same goes for Shure microphones, guitar effects, music books, etc. Thanks for visiting the Blues for Peace Guitar Store. May all you blues be "Blues for Peace" Questions? Ask Us

Buy Guitars You Crave - Advice (over 18)

Did you daddy ever tell you the facts of life?? If not, sit down and let me tell you.. no this ain't about girls, it's about something as sexy and exciting.. turn you on and drive you crazy.. buying a new electric guitar@!!

Sure you want to own a cool Gibson Les Paul guitars and jammin Fender Stratocater or Gibson Les Paul guitar to play tody. Over the long run, these guitars are an excellent investment in your future. But can you afford one now? If, listen up.. instead of buying 3, 4 guitars on your way to a profesional guitar, just save you're your money amd practice on a cheap guitar and amp for starters.. time flies and soon you'll have your dream guitar! Or to put it in laymen terms.. save up your wad until you find the one one you really want!

Just like when you buy guitars.. we recommend Fender amps for the same reason. Sooner or later every guitar player is going to own a Fender amplifier.. The same goes for Shure microphones, guitar effects, music books, etc. Thanks for visiting the Blues for Peace Guitar Store. May all you blues be "Blues for Peace" Questions? Ask Johnny Mayer

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We recommend the Fender Stratocaster guitar and Gibson Les Paul guitar for today's up and coming blues guitar players. Why? Over the long run, it's an excellent investment in your future. Instead of buying 3, 4 guitars on your way to a profesional guitar, you're better off just saving up your money to buy what you want. Just practice on a cheap guitar and amp for starter.s Time flies and soon you'll have your dream guitar!

Just like when you buy guitars.. we recommend Fender amps for the same reason. Sooner or later every guitar player is going to own a Fender amplifier.. The same goes for Shure microphones, guitar effects, music books, etc. Thanks for visiting the Blues for Peace Guitar Store. May all you blues be "Blues for Peace" Questions? Ask Johnny Mayer

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